# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana
free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going
out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the
relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
we need your heads to run our
business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they
are not old enough - or else they
never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to
forgive the terrorist
organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange
the meeting between them and
god."
- Indian Armed Forces
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