I got this as an email. ..read it...i donno if really this happened in those companies or not. so jus read n enjoy..
Funny Applications
*This is a collection of leave letters and applications **
written by people in various places of India ... *
1. *Infosys,* Bangalore :
An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell -my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from *Oracle* Bangalore :
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10
year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from *CDAC*. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From *H.A.L. Administration* dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. Leave application wriiten by an employee to his boss.
" I am suffering from health, fever came to me, leave me today"
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
