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Dir kirti,

IIT JEE and AIeee ,both are different in some respect.

AiEEE mainly revolves around how u r strong in ur conceptual understanding but IIT mainly emphasises in ur conceptual as well as in Problem solving tactics. So, i think if u wanna to clear these exams , u must have to clear ur fundas first. For that u can either opt for caching institues or go for the self study .I think the later would be the best option.

Although if u r strong enough in ur concepts,u will clear ur exams with good rank...........Yes.....here in this case a good coaching institue can be able to give u a better rank.

With best wishes...>Shitij

Dir PR,

Click the site give below, i hope it works

http://www.coolmath.com/limit1.htm

Shitij

For Chemistry syllabus, click the site:

http://jee.iitd.ac.in/chemistry.htm

For Phy syllabus, click the site:

http://jee.iitd.ac.in/physics.htm

And for math,

http://jee.iitd.ac.in/maths.htm

Shitij

Cool article...good job..

SUBJECT: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

Understanding Engineers - Take One

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the
pessimist, the glass Is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it
needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the
frog out of his pocket,smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer.I
don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking
frog, now that's cool."

Understanding Engineers - Take Four

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and
Civil Engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Five

An architect, an artist and an engineer were
discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
" Both? "
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will
each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

# Sign on a railway station at Patna :

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana

free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :

Don't whistle at the girl going

out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the

relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :

we need your heads to run our

business.

# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they

are not old enough - or else they

never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE:

Its God's responsibility to

forgive the terrorist

organizations

It's our responsibility to arrange

the meeting between them and

god."

- Indian Armed Forces

It can happen only in Indian Movies !!!

Baghban: Amit abh Bachchan and Hema Malini are
separated right after Holi remember Amit abh singing
Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be
separated for six months, ie from March to
September. Within that six-month period, they
celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February
14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in
October. There is no way these two occasions could
come between March and September!

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th
century. At the time, an over in cricket used to
consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6
balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony: Three men donate blood at
the same time to the same person.

Awwal Number: Dev Anand is an omnipotent
genius -- former cricketer,captain, army chief,
commissioner, you name it. And Aamir Khan carries a
huge transistor in his pocket while batting!

Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from
an MS Word Document screen! something that office
team will be interested in)

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train
to use the public toilet at the railway station and
the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little
did she know that every train compartment has four
toilets inside.

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a
Jet Airways flight to America . Well, well, some
promotion for our Indian Jet Airways. Since when did
they start flying international?

Raja Hindustan ! i: Navneet Nishan has short hair
before marriage. After tying the knot, she acquires
waist-length hair overnight. What a hair-raising
experience!

Raja: Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over
Madhuri Dixit. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes
the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's
what I call an autofill!

Guddu: Manisha Koirala and Shah Rukh Khan are
seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when
the song ends, they land on a glider. What a switch
above sea level!

Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA.
But at the bus stop, she is carrying an electrical
technology thesis by B L Theraja. What an
electrifying interest!

If u like it plz rate me....................SHITIJ

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the
1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth,
confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding
election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone!

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly
notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is called "49-O".

Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a
candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that particular ward has received
"49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and
will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of the
contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the re-polling, since
people had already expressed their decision on them. This would bring
fear into parties and hence look for genuine candidates for their parties
for election. This would change the way, of our whole political
system... it is seemingly surprising why the election commission has not
revealed such a feature to the public....

Main kal kahin ja raha tha

ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to moochi seeta hai

seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai

kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai

lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai

nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai

istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai

custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai

chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai

sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daity hai

bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to bangali bhi hota hai

bangali to paan khata hai

paan to laal hota hai

laal to gulab bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain

kantain to machli main bh i hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai

achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to! bander hota hai

parhane walay bunder aisay hi hotay hain jo parh kar apna time barbad
karte
hain.. well.. upar wale nay aap ko bheja to bheja .. per bheja to
bheja,
aisa bheja.... ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja..

*A letter of Husband to Wife:*

Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband

*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

*Find the numbers of 6 digits natural nos,where each digits appears at least twice.

* How many numbers from1to1000 are not divisible by 2,3,5?

Let two equal sides of an isosceles

be p units each and let remaining sides be q units.
Case1: p>q
q can take values 1,2,3,.....,p-1(if p-1>0), condition for p,p,q be sides of a

is automatically satisfied here. For each positive integer p>1,
we have p-1 isosceles

s i.e.

_{[p=2 ]}

^{[1994 ]} (p-1)

=1+2+3....+1993
=1998721

Case2:p<q
In order that p,p,q may be sides of

we must have 2p>q i.e.
p<q<2p
If p is even say 2m ,then q can take value 1,2,...m-1
If p is odd say 2m-1,then q can take values 1,2,...,m-1=(p-1)/2
No. of possible isosceles triangles is
(1-1)/2+(3-1)/2+....+(1993-1)/2+1+2+3+....
for q=1994,p+q>q is true.
Also ,we must have q/2<p<q
There are in all isosceles

_{[q even ]}

(q-2)/2 + _{[q odd ]}

(q-1)/2

s
1

q

1994 1

q

1994
i.e.(1+2+3.....+996)+(1+2+3+...+996) triangles
=993012 triangles
Total no of isosceles triangles=1998721+993012
=2991733
Hope it will help u ,I gave my best to solve this
TC.......
SHITIJ

1. 35% of doctors in the US are Indians

2. 12% of scientists in the US are Indians

3. 36% of NASA employees are Indians

4. 28% of IBM employees are Indians

5. 89% of Indians in the US have completed High School

6. 65% of Indians in the US have completed college

7. 40% have completed Masters or Doctorate degrees

8. 17% of Intel employees are Indians

A rich man burst into laughter and said : "Money is life".

A poor man shivering with cold said : "Life is struggle".

In spring, a bird sitting on a tree said : "Life is like a blooming orchard".

A soldier standing in battlefield with a gun said : "Life is a battlefield".

A sparrow flying freely in the sky twittered and said "Freedom is life".

A sadhu, in his sermon said "Life is a way to seek union with God".

A lover waiting eagerly for his beloved said "Love is life".

But I say "Life is an unsolved mystery".

If you give number to each alphabet from A to Z for example A=1, B=2, C=3 and so on, then you will know that Discipline is cent percent accurate for leading a happy and contended life:-

You can calculate yourself as follows:-

D = 4

I = 9

S = 19

C = 3

I = 9

P = 16

L = 12

I = 9

N = 14

E = 5

Total = 100

Here is the conversation between Bill Gates and our well beloved Laloo.

Gates ? Namaskar, you must have heard of Windows?

Laloo ? Oh yes! Most government office we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates ? At home have you installed ?Windows 98??

Laloo ? I have removed all windows since 1998 due to increased burglaries in our house.

Gates (confused) ? Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo ? "Operation"! Yes I had a hernia operation last month.

Gates (sweating) ? Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.

Laloo ? Oh yes! Due to increased mosquito problems, many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates (feeling uneasy) ? Do you regularly use Lap-Tops?

Laloo ? My grand child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates (Angry) ? I don?t think you know what is ?keyboard? & ?mouse??

Laloo ? Keyboard & mouse! Do you think I am illiterate. My keys are kept under my pillow and mouse used to tear off the pillow covers. I have so many problems.

Gates (heavily sweating) ? The C.M. of A.P. knows a lot about RAM & ROM.

Laloo ? ROM? Prohibition is being left and it will shortly be available in A.P.

Gates (dizzy) ? I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Laloo ? I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates ? I have no energy left, let us go and have bite.

Laloo ? Bite? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates (system crashes & found missing) "Windows is restarting" Please wait????

Suppose A=a^2+b+a; B=ab^2+b+7

Now if B divides A then it also divides bA-aB.

We are hence looking for those pairs (a,b) for which B divides bA-aB=b^2-7a

Since a

1 we have b^2 <=ab^2

Therefore b^2-7a<ab^2+b+7=B

Let b^2-7a>=0 first , then B is dividing a non--ve integer smaller than B itself and thus the later b^2-7a=0

then b^2=7a

Thus b is a multiple of 7 can be written as b=7c

Hence 4ac^2-7a=0 and a=7c^2

where c is a +ve integer.

These pairs (a,b)=(7c^2,7c) already satisfy the conditions since

A=49c^4.7c+7c^2+7c

= 7c(49c^4+c+1)

B=7c^2.49c^2+7c+7

=7(49c^4+c+1)

i.e. A=cB

Assume that b^-7a<0; its opposite the +ve integers 7a-b^2<7a is divisible by B. b now cannot exceed 2 otherwise B=ab^2+b+7>=9a+10

Thus B can not divide a +ve number less than 7a.

Hence b=1 or b=2

If b=1,then 7a-b^2=7a-1

If this is a multiple of B=a+8

then 7a-1=7(a+8)-57 shows that B has to divide 57.

thus a =11 or 49

For b=2 we get no soln.

The sols are the pairs (7c^2,7c) and the two extras :(11,1) and (49,1).

THANKS

IF U FIND IT USEFUL THEN RATE ME> TC

SHITIJ..