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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Written by kids
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (smart girl)
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T G ET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the

second

richest man who has donated $31 billion (85% of his fortune) to

charity.

Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that

he started too late!

2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from

delivering newspapers.

3) He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town

Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He

says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house

does not have a wall or a fence.

4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver

or security people around him.

5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the

world's largest private jet company.

6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He

writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these

companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds

meetings or calls them on a regular basis.

7) He has given his CEO's only two rules.

Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your share holder's money.

Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past

time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and

watch television.

9) Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first

time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything

in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting

only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted

for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

10) Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a

computer on his desk.

11) His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and

invest in yourself.

BE A MODEST PERSON !!!

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,
After WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much,
I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life)
and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best).
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father
who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough)
but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine)
and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better).
They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye).
For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage
we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)
Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other.
And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love,
you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy )
and PARX (Always Comfortable) . So never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).
LG (Digitally Yours)!!!!!

1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value create a value of your own
2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. so choose the best place where you would shine..
3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...
4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is not built for it
5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are
6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him/her
7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world
8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "
9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.
May God Bless You All,
Never take some one for granted, Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.

THANKS YAAR..............

Hi frnds... if i say it is a set of advices i know no one will c it. So to make it interesting i changed the topic. Here are 21 advices for u...

ha ha ha

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

SO WHICH ONE DID YOU LIKE...................

PLEASE DO READ IT COMPLETELY...........

I feared being alone

until I learned to like

myself.

I feared failure

until I realized that I only

fail when I don't try.

I feared success

until I realized

that I had to try

in order to be happy

with myself.

I feared people's opinions

until I learned that

people would have opinions

about me anyway.

I feared rejection

until I learned to

have faith in myself.

I feared pain

until I learned that

it's necessary

for growth.

I feared the truth

until I saw the

ugliness in lies.

I feared life

until I experienced

its beauty.

I feared death

until I realized that it's

not an end, but a beginning.

I feared my destiny,

until I realized that

I had the power to change

my life.

I feared hate

until I saw that it

was nothing more than

ignorance.

I feared love

until it touched my heart,

making the darkness fade

into endless sunny days.

I feared ridicule

until I learned how

to laugh at myself.

I feared growing old

until I realized that

I gained wisdom every day.

I feared the future

until I realized that

life just kept getting

better.

I feared the past

until I realized that

it could no longer hurt me.

I feared the dark

until I saw the beauty

of the starlight.

I feared the light

until I learned that the

truth would give me

strength.

I feared change,

until I saw that

even the most beautiful butterfly

had to undergo a metamorphosis

before it could fly.

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BELIEVE IN GOD..!

Don't you feel like crying every time you add another disc to your pile of scratched discs. Trashing that disc which contained your favorite songs, pics, files, games or videos is not easy.

Read-on, if you find yourself wishing for a miracle every time your fav CD is scratched

Home Remedy :

here's an easy home remedy, which might give you the desired results. Rub a small amount of toothpaste on the scratch and polish the CD with a soft cloth and any petroleum-based polishing solution (like clear shoe polish). Squirt a drop of Brasso and wipe it with a clean cloth.

Technology to the rescue

There are many softwares available on the net, which enable the recovery of the CD data. BadCopy Pro is one such software, which can be used to recover destroyed data and files from a range of media.

Just a few clicks is all it requires to recover the disc from almost all kind of damage situation; be it corrupted, lost data, unreadable or defective.

DiskDoctors is another popular company, which offers both software and solutions to recover data from a scratched CDs and DVDs

General Tips:

* Always wipe the CD from the center outward with stratight spoke-like strokes. Wiping CDs in circles will create more scratches.

* Do not scratch the graphics layer as you cannot repair the disc. HINT: Hold the disc up to a light with the graphics layer facing the light source. If you can see light thru the scratches at any point then the disc may be irreparable and or exhibit loading or playing errors.

* Clean your Disc players lens regularly with a suitable product to ensure optimal viewing pleasure.

* Make sure to use a soft, lint-free cloth to clean both sides of the disc. Wipe in a straight line from the centre of the disc to the outer edge.

* If wiping with a cloth does not remove a fingerprint or smudge, use a specialized DVD disc polishing spray to clean the disc.

* Only handle the disc by its outer edge and the empty hole in the middle. This will help prevent fingerprints, smudges or scratches.

Statistics:

*Fingermarks/prints cause 43% of disc problems!

* General wear & tear causes 25% of disc problems!

* Player-related issues cause 15% of disc problems!

* User-related issues cause 12% of disc problems!

* PlayStation 2 machine scratches cause 3% of disc problems!

* Laser rot (a manufacturer error) causes 2% of disc problems!

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MOST of you know it .... yet ,Here's the list of NEW SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD randomly selected officially...

1.) The Great Wall Of China, CHINA.

2.) Petra, JORDAN.

3.) The Statue Of Christ Redeemer, BRAZIL.

4.) Machu Picchu, PERU.

5.) The Pyramid Of Chichén Itzá, MEXICO.

6.) The Roman Colloseum, ITALY.

7.) The Taj Mahal, INDIA.

They r in order as they were announced during the ceremony in random order but many r saying that TAJ MAHAL, INDIA is the leader amongst them all as it received the maximum votes.

THANKS TO ALL WHO VOTED FOR TAJ AND MADE IT POSSIBLE.

STILL THANKS TO THOSE WHO DIDN'T VOTE.

THANKS AND ENJOY.

THANK YOU................................I salute you................................

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman

of self finance Engineering Colleges Association always speaks in English.

Sathyabama college students have published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"

.. Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means : girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy, angrily:

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

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You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool

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"Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy,

tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

Well i am a FIITJEE student...and their study material is not so very good....but their sums are very good........if you want any good study material then opt for BRILLIANT TUTORIALS series .... its too good..... but FIITJEE test series is the best.......

I am a FIITJEE passout(2007).If u want to join FIITJEE then, only join its Delhi center even if they persuade you to join some other branch.......See even if someone who has just written FIITJEE's or of any institue mock tests and cracks IIT his name will be included as a student of all the institutes(of whose test or correspondence he has taken)....hence dont be surprised with FIITJEE's nos. of students selected......

I am not so good in verbal english but recently i got to learn some new idioms and phrases........so i thought i would like to share it with you........
1.A dark horse: A person who does not talk much to others abt. his activities.

2.A dog in the manager: Selfish person.

3.A feather in ones cap: An achievement of which one can be proud.

4.A live wire: An active person.

5.A man of straw: An useless person.

6.A square peg in a round hole: A person who is not suited to his position.
7.A white elephant: Costly affair.
8.A wild goose chase: A futile effort.

9.Jack something in: Stop doing something.

10.Keel over: Lose one's balance and fall.

11.Rack one's brains: To think more.

Please rate me if you like it...........

See , I am a FIITJEE student. Their answers are not always correct.....as far as the other tutorials all of them copy certain answers from other tutorials's answers....that is why ...maybe you got it totally messed up.

See IIT's get ranked depending on thier passouts of that year,their placements,etc... Every year the ranks get changed....like IIT BOMBAY was no.1, 2 years ago......And yes,i have heard that Comp sci. is the best in IIT KANPUR and mechanical is good in IIT bombay,for CIVIL always prefer IIT Rourkie...

there is nothing in the dictionary abt it....it is not sooooooo simple

good one yaar....

There are exactly 13 words which start with 'q' but do not get followed by 'u'....could someone please name them.....once there was an article in some newspaper listing these words....but i dont have them....please try to answer them if interested....please dont reply with the word 'qatar'.