There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning CORN. Each year he entered his CORN in the state fair where it won honour and prizes. Once a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbours'. "How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbours when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked. "Why sir, "said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbours grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn." The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbour's corn also improves. So it is in the other dimensions! Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbours and colleagues to be at peace. Those who choose to live well must help others to live well. The value of a life is measured by the lives it touches. Success does not happen in isolation. It is very often a Participative And collective process. So share the good practices, ideas, new learning's with your Family, Team members, Neighbour.
Poems written by husband to wife I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. ****** God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU. ****** Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. ****** The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? ****** Roses are red, Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at you.
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A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written." The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?" The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You tell me..."
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the worst answer. > In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his > first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly > woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?" > She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.I've know you > since you were a young boy,and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. > You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about > them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't > the brains > to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper > pusher. Yes, I know you. " > > The Lawyer was stunned. > > Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. > Jones. do you know the defense attorney?" > She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was > a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He > can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is > one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he > cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. > Yes, I know him." > > The defense attorney almost died. > > The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very > quiet voice, said, "If either of you asks her if she knows > me, I'll throw you in jail > for contempt.
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
What's your favourite fruit? Take a look at the list below and choose one. Your choice reflects your personality. .. your inner self... your outer self... ? The apple freak is outspoken and has a tremendous enthusiasm.. . ? A grape lover has enduring patience and will power... ? A peach person is a fiery and passionate lover... Apple If apple is your favourite fruit, you are an extravagant, impulsive and outspoken person; often with a bit of a temper. While you may not be the best organiser yourself, you make a good team leader; and are good at taking things forward. You can take quick action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. You have an enthusiasm for life, unmatched by most. Banana You are a softie! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by nature is the banana lover. You often lack in self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often take advantage of your sweet temperedness, and sheer vulnerability to a situation. Because of the way you are, your relationship is always, very much in harmony! Black Grapes You are a polite person in general, but do have quick flare-ups of temper that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty in all forms, including beautiful people. You are very popular because of your warm, gregarious nature. You have a zest for life; you enjoy every thing you do, right from the way you dress, to your style and élan in your day-to-day life. Cherry If cherry is your favourite fruit, life isn't always as sweet for you. You often face ups and downs, particularly professionally; and find that you make small sums of money, instead of a lump sum. You have a fertile imagination and are often involved in creative pursuits. You are very sincere; but find that expressing your feelings is not very easy. Your home is your haven, and you love nothing more than being surrounded by close family. Coconut The coconut lover is a serious, very thoughtful and contemplative person. Though you enjoy socialising, you are particular about the company you keep. You tend to be stubborn but not necessarily foolhardy. Shrewd, quick-witted and alert, you ensure that you are right on top of any given scenario, especially at work. Custard Apple You are a modest and conservative person; who can be quite sensitive at times. You tend to be thoughtful and contemplative, and therefore are rarely rash in doing things. You are quite ambitious; and are good at anything that requires much detailing or working with numbers. You are quick at finding fault with others. You are quite shy and not very comfortable demonstrating affection. Mango A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with; quite often you are a person who has quite fixed ideas, and influencing you is no easy task. You tend to be an extremist with strong likes and dislikes; and at times even like to control a situation. You enjoy getting involved in something that presents mental challenge. Orange If orange is your favourite fruit; it speaks of a person who has enduring patience and willpower. You like to do things slowly; but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You tend to be shy; but are a reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You avoid conflict at all costs. Papaya You are truly fearless and take much that happens in life, in your stride. You give considerable thought to things you do. You have a sense of humour that along with your generous nature keeps you in most people's good books. You are a go-getter in your professional life, and have a knack for being in the right place at the right time. You enjoy meeting new people and seeing new sights whenever you can. Peach Like a peach, you enjoy the juice of life? it all its lush ripeness! You are the friendly sort, and are quite frank and outspoken, which adds to your charm. You are quick to forgive and forget; and value your friendships highly. You have an independent and ambitious streak in you, that makes you a real go-getter. Pear If you put your mind to something you can do it successfully, but by and large you tend to be fickle and have trouble completing a task with the enthusiasm you started it with. You need to know the results of your efforts almost immediately. You enjoy mental stimulation; and love to get into a good discussion. You tend to be a restless and high-strung person, and are easily excitable.Pineapple You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are brave in making career changes; if that is what is to your advantage. You have exceptional organising abilities and are undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with others. Though you are not given to making friends very quickly, but once you do, it is for life. You rarely, if ever, make romantic overtures. _________________
