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12 Sep 2007 17:58:23 IST
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here are some PJs.............................plzzzz bare with me..................!!!!!!!!!
1.)How can an elephant get down from a tree ?
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he can sit on a leaf and wait till autumn...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)wat did the banana say when an elephant stopped on it..........????????
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scratch ur head.....
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NOTHING....bananas dont talk............!!!!!!!!!
3.)why did an elephant wear a red pair of shoes..........????????
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coz his white pair of shoes were dirty..........!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.) wat did HARRY POTTER say 2 HEDWIG??????????
OWL SEE U LATER........!!!!!!!!
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The inevitable truth of life.....everyone in our life is going 2 hurt sooner or later......u just have 2 realise who is worth.....
the PAIN or the PERSON...!!! |
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12 Sep 2007 18:03:07 IST
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed........
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the PAIN or the PERSON...!!! |
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12 Sep 2007 18:07:01 IST
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Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
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12 Sep 2007 18:08:39 IST
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- What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" - What do you call an eternity?
Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop. - Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First. - What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
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12 Sep 2007 18:09:45 IST
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- Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
- Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken. - How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it. - Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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12 Sep 2007 18:11:31 IST
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Crime Story "I'm going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won't be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it". -
New House Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!". -
Salt Seller Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a Sardar who is running a grocery shop stocked with thousands of boxes of salt.
"No " says the Sardar. "I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the truth, I'm not a good salt seller. But the one who sell me salt-now he's a good salt seller." -
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12 Sep 2007 18:40:39 IST
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Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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12 Sep 2007 18:44:56 IST
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for more jokes |(selected) go to dis link.......(of goiit)
http://www.goiit.com/posts/list/lounge-any-idiots-2306.htm#11710
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13 Sep 2007 15:25:05 IST
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What is education????
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According to Section 56(b) of Students Act 1932 it is defined as " THE PROCESS OF WASTING 1/4TH OF UR LIFE IN LEARNING HOW TO WASTE THE REMAINING 3/4TH"
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Professor:
What could be the biggest confusion day in India?
Student:
When Rakshabandhan falls on 14th Feb
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24 Sep 2007 02:26:36 IST
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This particular joke won an award for
A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer
and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London.
When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss. "
The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .
" The only thing is
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I quit drinking
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1 Oct 2007 19:05:09 IST
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1.if paper comes very tough in exam just close ur eyes, take a deep breath and say this is a very interesting subject i wanna study it one more year.......... 2.ummed ki had kaha tak hoti hai? jab koi 99 saal ki amma apne mobile ko lifetime ke liye recharge karvaye..,,,,
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there are two rules to succeed
1.never tell everything you know.
2.never tell you know everything.
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1 Oct 2007 19:13:08 IST
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In the year 1975 Superman,Batman aur Spiderman kisi kaam se India ke upar se udh rahe hote hain. Aur achanak udte-udte mar jaate hain, kyun?
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Kyunki neeche Gabbar Singh bolta hai, "Aadmi teen aur goli 6!!!!
dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu"..........
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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1 Oct 2007 19:15:32 IST
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aaj hum pani se coca-cola banana sikhate hai....
1 bottle pani lo
freezer me rakho
1 ghanta ke baad nikalo
pani thanda hoo jayega
fir kya?
THANDA MATLAB COCA-COLA....
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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1 Oct 2007 19:21:51 IST
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You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.
How will you do it?
Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
Solution 2
Another deadly answer:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Solution 3
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
"us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee....
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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23 Oct 2007 22:51:26 IST
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DO THE BEST AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!!
RESULT IS NOT IN YOUR HANDS!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
BEST OF LUCK ! !
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