Here is the conversation between Bill Gates and our well beloved Laloo.
Gates ? Namaskar, you must have heard of Windows?
Laloo ? Oh yes! Most government office we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates ? At home have you installed ?Windows 98??
Laloo ? I have removed all windows since 1998 due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates (confused) ? Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo ? "Operation"! Yes I had a hernia operation last month.
Gates (sweating) ? Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo ? Oh yes! Due to increased mosquito problems, many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates (feeling uneasy) ? Do you regularly use Lap-Tops?
Laloo ? My grand child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates (Angry) ? I don?t think you know what is ?keyboard? & ?mouse??
Laloo ? Keyboard & mouse! Do you think I am illiterate. My keys are kept under my pillow and mouse used to tear off the pillow covers. I have so many problems.
Gates (heavily sweating) ? The C.M. of A.P. knows a lot about RAM & ROM.
Laloo ? ROM? Prohibition is being left and it will shortly be available in A.P.
Gates (dizzy) ? I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo ? I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates ? I have no energy left, let us go and have bite.
Laloo ? Bite? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates (system crashes & found missing) "Windows is restarting" Please wait????
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